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Illusion and Cesar Millan in happier days

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Well being Hollywood, The Dog Whisperer”, AKA Cesar’s soon to be ex-wife Illusion Millan is howling! has learned that Illusion Millan has signed with Los Angeles celebrity divorce lawyer Lisa Helfend Meyer. …Lisa Helfend Meyer is not known for whispering, and let there be no question that this divorce lawyer is not known for playing nice. Lisa Helfend Meyer will have Cesar by the scruff of the neck… …16 years is a long time and in dog years it is even longer, Woof! …no matter who he hires, Cesar Millan is going to feel like chum in a school of sharks.

…Cesar is real rich and any of those old bones that were buried are all going to be dug up and no whispering is going to stop these legal beagles from digging in Cesar’s yard. I promise you this will not be a day in the park…

One of my favorite movies of all time was and still is “Lady and the Tramp.” Now get a visual of this, the spaghetti scene, the slurping and the moon light…I have to stop I am going to slip into the sentimental place. Now what I want you to do is to flash back to the pound scene…welcome to DIVORCE Hollywood Style.

Meyer, Olson, Lowy and Meyers were contacted for a comment and we were told “no comment.” …I love everyone, and I think that this divorce has the potential to get real nasty. …let’s hope he does not lose the Dog Whisperer gig as Illusion will be looking for a new “Kennel” and it better have a pool and a motor court.

Follow this exclusive in the Hollywood Divorce World at Desperate by clicking the link below, this should prove to be both an interesting divorce and a costly one.

©John J. Nazarian
June 8, 2010
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