The latest potential train wrecks, Da Kardashians — Kim and her BIG sister Kourtney — were exiting a car when some poor photographer got very close, it is being reported. And Kim and BIG sis Kourtney’s security thugs took care of business. What does that mean? Just because the guy has a camera does not make him a “threat,“ as a matter of fact is it not these very same people who made these nobodies somebodies?

The members of our security details are off-duty police and sheriff deputies and above all gentlemen. You can still have “security” and not get sued or arrested, it is called having trained people in place and COMMON SENSE. During the Phil Spectre circus we saw his “security“ team and being that he was so rich it would appear that he had paid by the pound for the two cows in very large suits that accompanied him and his wife to and from the court.

…For Nazarian and Associates, we don’t hire people by how many pounds they weigh but for what they have between their ears: brains. …

And how about this, you don’t want the attention, don’t leak your schedule to the paparazzi and chances are they won’t be there. Ahhhh, that would be too disappointing, no one to take your picture and document how surprised you look. OH NO, but then TMZ would not have you to make comments about on there site. There are dozens of ways to keep from being confronted by the photogs. A perfect example is when Adam Braun and I accompanied a client to be booked for the Anna Nicole [Smith] debacle…there was no photo of her entering the police station, and no photo of her leaving. Also keep in mind that I planned the entire event and the best part NO MUG SHOT! We don’t want to be sued and we don’t want to attack the very people who make us famous, THE PAPARAZZI, these men and women provide a service. For sure there are times when you wish they were not parked in front of your house or apartment. How about this, send for coffee and sandwiches for them while they are camped out and maybe they will give you a break. We use other less pleasant tactics but they are harmless…who can predict a broken hose or sprinklers going off by accident?

When a real threat is in place, get out of the area quickly and use the appropriate force to do that. Having trained professionals will do the trick and you don’t get that for 50 bucks an hour. But if you hire meat to beat people and smack them around and break their cameras, you’ll PAY FOR IT in bail, lawyers and settlements.

Visit Desperate Exes.com not for just this article but an article about Victoria Duffy Hopper and Dennis Hopper’s Divorce and Judge Amy Pellman vintage always in the best interest of the children.

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Well Well Well, perhaps Team Goofy got close to the success they were looking for. Mark Kaplan (of Kaplan and whats-his-name) and Arnie Klein wanted publicity and to see their pictures everywhere. Funny the latter never happened, BUT TMZ gave them both a little face time, there was Mr. Kaplan standing out front of BOA waiting for his car…was he by himself?

It is also being reported that Team Goofy have an even more pathetic plan for the court next month. Well just like a disobedient dog who continues to dig holes in a nice lawn, these two are going to keep it up until they get the attention they feel they deserve. One source I spoke to said that they bet that Mr. Mark Vincent Kaplan was doing this for no fee at all in the hopes of getting “face time.”

Well if “The Two K’s” are planning another appearance next month they should both come dressed as clowns, as that is what they are looking like. To complete the clown act they should both visit Cinema Secrets and speak to my very good friend Maurice Stein, the makeup artist that made the hit show Golden Girls so much fun to watch! Think of what he could do to Klein…Kaplan is almost always looking good as to his appearance, he had a very good teacher in the early days…let’s just say “ST.”

And is it possible that another “friend” of Michael Jackson is letting all the secrets out of his bag too? This one has been a friend of MJ’s for more than 30 years, from the days he was a very adorable and even cuter child actor named Mark Lester…remember Oliver? Mr. Lester is now in his 50’s and is a physician, Lester quit the acting business at 19, his acting career went away as did his youthful looks. He looks like a doctor and bravo for him in knowing when to quit and move on, but why would he want to drag his friend who it is obvious to me from what I have read trusted each other. Dr. Lester became an osteopathic physician at the age of 28 and has an acupuncture clinic in Cheltenham…aaahh maybe I figured this out, is this another attempt of publicity?

Dr. Lester takes a more in your face approach on this “they are mine” approach, he is claiming in an August 2009 interview with a British tabloid that he is the father of Paris Katherine Jackson…bad news for you doc, The Judge here in Los Angeles will tell you the same thing in legal terms, “get lost.” ….where is Arnie?
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August 25, 2009
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